Anonymous said: is this your real picture
Yes my real pic
I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life
- Person: you don't look gay
- Me: yeah sorry I forgot my flannel, rainbow flag and strap on at home.